And it’s the tongue-in-cheek theme for this collection of short stories celebrating all things English.
You’ll discover a bonk is not a typo for somewhere to keep your money.
A shag isn’t something thick and plush under your feet to keep them warm, though it is guaranteed to heat you up!
And as for a snog, the boys of Bollocks! can assure you it’s worth finding out what that Brit term means.
The stories will make you laugh.
They’ll make you snort.
They’ll make you blush.
Sigh—they’ll probably make you shake your head.
They may even make you want to catch the next flight to England to find something a little British of your own!
It’s not just cricket, or jolly hockey sticks, it’s more… it’s the very British, Bollocks!
Werewolf meets human healer, and snuggling ensues…
but not till the danger that’s threatening them both has been dealt with…
Meet Darren Murchison: self-employed plumber and reluctant werewolf…
NO WORRIES, MATE
“Who needs a partner when I have this?” Rangi said, opening his arms out as if to encompass the entire island and surrounding ocean.
IT COULD BE YOU
Ted has just won 15 million quid.
Or at least, he would have won 15 million quid if he could find his bloody lotto ticket…
JUST LIKE PULLING TEETH
A trip to the dentist has never been so… interesting…
While renovating his first house with his partner, Mike, Duncan discovers a plethora of reasons to use his favourite word… Bollocks!
IN THE BLUE MOONLIGHT
A bottom bared to a local bobby means a night out Simon will never forget.
IT’S WRITTEN IN THE STARS
Who needs a holiday when your destiny is Written in the Stars?